Growing up I've always heard things in highschool about strippers having stds and being gross but having read books and from hearing real life experiances from people I know thats not entirely true. Now i feel stupid for freaking out on my birthday earlier this year when a stripper kissed me, FML! I shall redeem myself if given the chance though this Friday, and I was wondering if anyone on here has ever gone to a stripclub and gotten a number or maybe some action? It sounds like a hard feat to accomplish but my cocky stupid side thinks that I can do it....WISH ME LUCK!
max 
09-15-09 13:55
cyber desperado
I've actually never been to a strip club. A stranger, clean or otherwise, rubbing up against my junk with no intent of finishing what they've started seems lame to me.
How gay is that?
chucho 
09-15-09 14:13
Food for thought
Not very, Max.
But you've definitely been lied to about sex. But not as much as you've been lied to about drugs.
haha, no that makes sense too, i just go in hopes of bringing that stranger back to finish things off, except that i have no where to bring them back yet. I don't think my parents would like a stripper in their house, or would they? idk
teh0mega 09-15-09 15:57
selfcentered guy
just bring her back and tell them she's a paralegal.
no one actually knows what a paralegal does, so you should be in the clear!
Maybe she'll give you that BECKYYYY...
If you really want to get lucky in a strip club, hit on the waitresses. They often get overlooked because of the strippers and often think they're way better people because, well, they're not strippers. Strippers also often hate men and only see them as good for their next child support payment. You have a way better chance of getting some from a waitress than a stripper. And you'll probably come out a lot cleaner.
camabar 09-15-09 20:30
If you say so.
Just study up on the Game, and you'll be fantastic. Remember your negs n shit!
Lol, you have to tell me if you were successful!
Oh GOD not The Game, ANYTHING but the Game!
Just act like a rich asshole and you're in the club.
VV is wrongwrongwrong. They're all the same. Just offer them cocaine off of your boner and you're a winner. Trust.
camabar 09-15-09 21:56
If you say so.
lol, yes the Game! And fraz is right too.
teh0mega 09-15-09 23:38
selfcentered guy
pfft, women want to be abused, it's their nature, which is why PUA works.
haha thanks for the advicio amigos. But the last time i went to a strip club i have to be honest i didn't get the BIG B if you know what i mean during my lap dance. It was just too awkward for me to, she was forcing conversation and in my head i was like just STFU, but i was now low that night so maybe that could be a reason why the train wasn't taking off.
max 09-16-09 08:28
cyber desperado
Next time just be like "SHHHHHHHHHHH, I'm getting a lapdance right now".
and when the song's over i'll caugh really loud so she wont hear the end and will think the new song is just a continuation of the other song which means longer lapdance! oh boy oh boy
camabar 09-16-09 11:42
If you say so.
lol, somehow I don't think that whole coughing thing won't work
teh0mega 09-16-09 12:53
selfcentered guy
double negative from a female right there, it can't not never work!
females...can't live with them, can't live..with them...KIDDING
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