Well, i think SOULJA BOY should die...he is the worst rapper i have eva heard. Rap has been sucking the past decade besides Kanye and J-Z. He is a woman hater obviously just take anyone of his songs and listen to da lyrics, but for some strange gay reason chicks like his songs and wanna get in his pants...WTF?
Hey what are you guy's catch phrases? I have a few now: hey let's make woopy!, jesus gypsy fingers!, whadayagonnado?, and what would jesus think?
hey hey am i clever or what?!
Either i'm the greatest at posting kick as stuff or u just like comenting my shit. cause everything since my second post has had like 10 or more replies! woohoo! ya i know don't be modest now. psssh oh well thanks for comenting and keep it up, cause if i one day meet one of u guys on the street or just accidently swing by ur house even though you and i don't know eachother, i will give u a high five! SEXY TIME!
Just some advice to u lovebirds and sexturds out there, wrap it up! Ya that's right, cause i know this one chick who knew a guy who back in "Nam" who didn't wrap and one thing led to another and a whole village was born. talk about overpopulation! If Frodo can do it...so can you.
Alrighty, this post is NOT for you emo music lovers out there. Emo music in my opinion, wait no not my opinion, for a fact sucks more than any prostitute does in her whole life!
Anywho...Classic rock hits always sound good to me. They have that thing from the past that most rock music these days don't have anymore. From hard ass rock to soft stuff, it sounds amazing. From the 60's to the 80's and even some in the 90's ,we had amazing bands. in just 30 short years some of the greatest bands that ever will be made the greatest music of any generation. From The Beatles to Led Zeppelin to AC/DC, there was a huge variety.
Of course those are not the only bands that were amazing, there are more than 50 i can name right of the top of my head that i still listen to. So i just want to thank those brilliant minds for making the best god damn music i have ever heard. TY!
So i was tubing a couple of days ago, you know the usual stuff watch videos of stupid people. As i was watching a funny little claymation called;"Sneaky Sneaky", which i recomend to all of you arts and crafts lovers out there..., anywho i realized that i was addicted to youtube! it came as a shock to me at first, then i finished up this kick ass hot dog i was eating and pondered on my new discovery. the internet is basically a drug dealer! the sites we visit are like the drugs they sell. But hey, i'm not one to complain... this is probably the only durg ive taken besides tylanol in the past year without knowing it so, woohoo for me. Now give me some feedback people!=)
(notice my smiley face has an eyebrow...)
I'm personally not really into the topic of poop, but it seems that a bunch of people are...So i got some poopfo for u pooplovers out there...
Well not really info on poop, more like a poop guide.
1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable.
2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety.
3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop.
4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill.
5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.
Excretion from the anal cavity. See below for examples.
GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet.
CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.
WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHE AD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.
DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop-P oop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns.
UPPER CLASS Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor.
THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a
ENJOY! lol
Well, this is just great! I just figured out how to make a post as you can all see. By seeing my great success you probably think i'm flawless. well being beautiful also comes with flaws my friends, when i screwed up registering. I wanted my name to be Catchfishwithhands, but i messed that up, so i made a new one called Catchfishw/hands but i forgot the password! ahhh! now you all know that i too have flaws. but just because i have a flaw doesn't mean u can't still love me. =)
Hello my name is catchfishwithhands. I'm new to elowel. This website is pretty sexy, kinda like me that's why i decided to join. Well i'm kinda new to this so any ideas to what i should write about for my first post after this one?how do i make a new post in the first place?
