So this last Thursday my sorta gf told me some stuff about my habits and i realized a lot. I took a step back and looked at what I've been doing since coming to college and realized I've done a bit too much "partying and bullshit". So I sort of made a drastic decision to quit smoking weed for good...well as long as I can last Thursday. I loved doing it and I think I just did it too much for my own good. Maybe one day I'll start again but for now I'm quite happy with myself and a really good feeling when I know I can destress without it. yay for quitting haha

Have you ever met someone during a shitty moment of your life that made you feel like your heart could explode from happiness? Raise of hands anyone?! I did! She's amazing! =D

Life seems to be one surreal moment after another, some good, some bad, but most leave you feeling stripped of all emotion and feeling. That's just me though, life is just a game and sometimes you can quit if you want

Figured I'd throw a post down since it's been a little while since I last posted. Ummm whats going on hmmm, oh college is going well getting better grades and meeting the ladies. Just cause i'm meeting them doesn't mean anything =( JUST PULLIN YOUR LEG! Onto more important matters, hmmmm GREG ODEN!

So if you have not heard by now, which i doubt since it just happened, Greg Oden is dealing with nude pics that have been leaked on the internet. According to someone, apparently his wiener can be seen by Sarah Palin in Alaska! Thats whats up

Has anyone ever been on academic probation in college here? JUST WONDERING totally hypothetical

Alright I know this is going to sounds really stupid and whiny of me but I actually have an issue of a hot chick who wont stop sending me pics..Earlier today she started sexting me and I'm not a huge fan of that so I tried to just be cool I guess ha, and just said stuff like I gotta go i'll talk to you later. Now in the past 15 minutes she has sent me 5 pics which are lets just say...NAKED! Don't worry she's 18, I've never asked her for pics or anything, the most i've ever done with this girl is make out. Don't get me wrong she is quite beautiful, she's just a known slut. WHAT THE F DO I DO

Are everywhere, tis a cold night, anyone down for some P C P? no but realy, a belly rub sonds really good right now

Growing up I've always heard things in highschool about strippers having stds and being gross but having read books and from hearing real life experiances from people I know thats not entirely true. Now i feel stupid for freaking out on my birthday earlier this year when a stripper kissed me, FML! I shall redeem myself if given the chance though this Friday, and I was wondering if anyone on here has ever gone to a stripclub and gotten a number or maybe some action? It sounds like a hard feat to accomplish but my cocky stupid side thinks that I can do it....WISH ME LUCK!

I don't know what my title has to do with this post i'm writing but I guess it was the first thing that came to my head when I clicked "Post". I just havn't posted in what I think is a long time so I thought I'd just throw something out there. Hmm, nothing interesting has happened to me lately, I did go on a camping trip but had no luck with the woodland pussy. After that I went to a red robin and saw a guy proposing to his woman there. Not the best place to propose to your lady my man, but when the time comes you have to pop he Q. What else? Oh yeah invented a Vong with my friend (B0ng+"vape"=Vong). Wow this post sucks more than Jenna Jamison on a Saterday night.

"If you can't beat em', join em'!"
Now lets say in a few decades the animals at the zoos get fed up with us staring at them and living in constant prison like enviroments. One day, they decide to rebel and defeat the brave yet ineffective zoo keepers effortlessesly. Then they close out the zoo and entrap any remaining survivors within the zoo walls. After a few hours of talk the animals decide they need a leader. The male lion steps up and makes an awkward cliche scene. The tiger kicks the lion in the balls and tells everyone he is the leader and gets cheers from all the animals. He lines up the rest of us humans and the humans think to themselves, if we can't beat them...join em! Oh but wait, the animals don't fucking care. All they want to do is kill humans, they don't want humans killing humans. Then there wouldnt be enough humans for THEM to kill.

stay under the influence people